Today, at work, The Boss asked me what my zodiac sign was. Huh?
“Aquarius,” I replied, wondering where this was going.
“What about your Chinese zodiac?” Seriously, huh?
“Errr…I was born in the Year of the Dragon.”
“Oh! No wonder!”
“No wonder we get along well, I’m born in the Year of the Horse and I read somewhere that those born in that year get along well with those born in the Year of the Dragon! Luckily you decided to work here!”
“Huh.” I thought dragons ate horses? ;P